February 2012
317 posts
sireofthought:
scuttle-buggy reblogged your post: bye tumblr i am tired„„„„
fuck sam you know things like
things like what
you know
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bye tumblr i am tired,,,,,,,,
sireofthought:
have this to keep you occupied while i sleep
fuck sam you know things like this actually keep me up all night
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mum thinks i'm anorexic
bitch explain the eight boxes of chocolate in my room
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What is your battle cry? →
starry-dawn:
matimoo:
saintjimmyoh:
teffysayshi:
roranicus:
cheekbones-and-deductions:
Hark! Who is that, striding through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Cheekbones-and-deductions, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with an ominous bellow, her voice cometh:
“I’m seriously going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!!”
Lo! Who is that, running out of the tarmac!...
my parents are watching the presidential candidates talking about how birth control is ruining america forever
it’s literally one of the dumbest things i have ever heard
can i just
punch all these guys in the crotch every day for a week once a month
and tell them
‘THIS IS MY LIFE WITHOUT BIRTH CONTROL, YOU ASSES’
if ravenclaws are so smart why isn't your emblem a...
sireofthought:
sireofthought:
“hey guys what should i use for my emblem”
“i duno rowena ravenclaw how about an eagle, it’s bird related”
“perfect”
come to think of it, only us slytherins use an appropriate emblem
gryffindors don’t use a griffin and i mean what even the fuck is a hufflepuff i mean come on what does that even mean
god
dumbasses what is wrong with you
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8-bitsoundwavedance:
Does anyone else make Peeps sword fight?
You stick a toothpick in each and put them close in a microwave, preferably one with a revolving plate, and the toothpicks wiggle around as they puff up and they sword fight.
All you need after that is the Mortal Kombat music to play in the background.
this is marie
i fucking love her so much you guys, you don’t even know
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“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit shit, shit,...”
– Jeff “Joker” Moreau (via lt-alenko)
((Protip 1:
half-nord-dovahkiin:
Don’t ever save and quit while in TFC mode. Your game will load with the camera way up in the sky and you will be very confused. Yeah…))
i did this once and had a very nice view of the entirety of the inside of a dungeon. fun times.
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well, breakfast was a bad idea.
so now i get to go take my NEW medicine which, among other things, makes me unable to eat or drink anything for two hours. this is really not helping with the weight loss problem, which has gotten to the point where those brand-new jeans i bought a few weeks ago are now too big for me
i can’t switch migraine pills again so soon, mostly because the...
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Rupert Graves to Guest Star in Doctor Who
poshprogrammer:
henrycw:
aeromachia:
dressmedown:
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Ganymede: yrd
Ganymede: yes
Ganymede: i'm going to bed i can't ven teps
Ganymede: tpes
Ganymede: tpes
Ganymede: tpy
Velvet: okay roxy
Ganymede: y[rd
Ethvalla: Poor nezzie
Ethvalla: hah
Ganymede: typr
Ganymede: t[yr
Ganymede: type
Velvet: GO TO BED
Ganymede: AHA
glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
hinabn fandom: die
